Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Jewish Quotes

NOTE: It's quite possible that not all of the people that said these quotes are Jewish. However, I am. So all quotes I put up will be positive towards Jews.

"It's time to say that America is a better place to be a Jew than Jerusalem. If there ever was a promised land, we Jewish Americans are living in it." - Rabbi Jacob Neusner

"I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah." - George W. Bush

"Look at Jewish history. Unrelieved lamenting would be intolerable. So, for every ten Jews beating their breasts, God designed one to be crazy and amuse the breast-beaters. By the time I was five I knew I was that one." - Mel Brooks

"A loud kind of Jewish genius - maybe that's as close as you can get to defining him." - Gene Wilder on Mel Brooks

2 comments:

  1. Thank you. I tried to look for only positive ones because...you know...I'm Jewish.

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